Party Animal

[Pantouflard]

Let me introduce Stan, local party animal :clap: LINK (http://web.archive.org/web/20041119234723/www.ostrichliberationfront.com/rantline2.htm)

Edit: fixed the now-departed link with a text-only archive.

[orallover]

Link does not work :mad:

[Pantouflard]

The link worked when first posted a year ago. Domain name has expired, was not renewed and was snagged.
At the time there was a series of articles in local newspapers including one with hilarious pictures in La Presse.

Here's a text-only archive courtesy of:
http://web.archive.org/web/20041119234723/www.ostrichliberationfront.com/rantline2.htm

"A caution to the reader:
The following pages contain the details of how an evening of drinking with friends turned into one of the most profound taxedermied animal rights movements ever formed. all newspaper articles are in fact factual."

This week: Sam Roberts, Jaded, Boris!
Plus: Brazen ostrich head theft shocks
local bar scene!!

“edited” by AL SOUTH sub-edited by ROGER ARGENT

M Hi, Bily Kun here. Last Saturday night some of our very intelligent customers ripped one of our OSTRICH HEADS off the wall and ran out of the backdoor. We know it's September, and everybody's a bit excited, but stealing an ostrich head?! If you have seen anybody running around with an ostrich head, please let us know at 845-5392 or 845-3855. If you, the robber, read this and are overwhelmed by guilt, please put the head in a plastic bag and put it gently in front of the backdoor you escaped through. We miss Stan a lot! [BLEEP!]

This week: The Wailers, entities, respect!
Plus: Rant Line™ hailed for heroic role in safe return of kidnapped ostrich head!!

“edited” by AL SOUTH sub-edited by ROGER ARGENT

M Hi, a very happy Bily Kun here. Stan our OSTRICH HEAD is back in perfect shape and in a very good mood indeed! We'd like to thank the gentlemen thieves for taking Stan on a SIGHTSEEING TOUR and above all for bringing him back. We love you for it! In fact, we'd like to become friends with you. Sans Racune! Absinthe---One, maybe two, but definitely not three---on the house. This one goes to show that the Rant Line works. Thank you all very much. There's still hope for this world of ours. (Ed's note: For complete details and photos of this startling story, please refer to La Presse)