isod1
03-28-2006, 12:07 AM
While in town, decided to check out the locxal SP scene. Not finding much in terms of reviews, opened up the yellow pages and called Gentleman's Club at 613.232.5222. Very friendly receptionnist ofered two girls, picked Jasmine.
She arrived as scheduled (actually a bit earlier, but that's great) but it was downhill from there. She looks horible. Very bad teeth, bleach blond hair, not pretty at all. So I decided to downgrade my usual hour to 30 mins... figured she may be worth it...was I ever wrong.
Offered her a glass of wine, took care of the formalities and then off to the races. She goes to the washroom, comes back topless and she has this very flabby stomach. Now I love curvy, but i hate flabby Apparently she used to weigh 240lbs (now she's half that at most) + has 2 kids. Well you get the picture, just not very nice.
Pussy was shaved, but elected no to go down on her...I am just not that brave! She gave a very fast cbj which i had to tell her to slow down (she's quite hyper, and not in a good way). We then went for the FS, doggy with me standing, her on the bed. It was very good, though there was a strange smell (thank god i skipped the DATY).
Now, here's the clincher. We finish, she goes to the bathroom once, then we talk a bit, and she does a second bathroom break, this time fully clothed. Well that was a mistake...she swiped all my hotel toiletrie (the Chateau Laurier has very nice products which I wanted to bring home). I was in shocked! I don't know if i should laugh or be upset...what a wack-job!!!
Well, Jasmine is one SP I will not soon forget, that's for sure. I called he agency and told them about the theft. You can bet its the last time I deal with them! What other kooks do have lined up
For the number crunchers:
looks 2/10 (get some lypo...please)
service 5/10 (too fast, too hyper, nothing special)
Personality 7/10
White trashiness 10/10 (and a special mention for the shampoo theft...now I have to bother housekeeping for more)
Rates: $150 30 mins $250 60 mins
DATY : was to scared to ask
Greek : See above
Boobs : very saggy Cs
Will repeat ...not even if I could pay in hotel toiletries ... what a freak!
And who says Ottawa's boring?
She arrived as scheduled (actually a bit earlier, but that's great) but it was downhill from there. She looks horible. Very bad teeth, bleach blond hair, not pretty at all. So I decided to downgrade my usual hour to 30 mins... figured she may be worth it...was I ever wrong.
Offered her a glass of wine, took care of the formalities and then off to the races. She goes to the washroom, comes back topless and she has this very flabby stomach. Now I love curvy, but i hate flabby Apparently she used to weigh 240lbs (now she's half that at most) + has 2 kids. Well you get the picture, just not very nice.
Pussy was shaved, but elected no to go down on her...I am just not that brave! She gave a very fast cbj which i had to tell her to slow down (she's quite hyper, and not in a good way). We then went for the FS, doggy with me standing, her on the bed. It was very good, though there was a strange smell (thank god i skipped the DATY).
Now, here's the clincher. We finish, she goes to the bathroom once, then we talk a bit, and she does a second bathroom break, this time fully clothed. Well that was a mistake...she swiped all my hotel toiletrie (the Chateau Laurier has very nice products which I wanted to bring home). I was in shocked! I don't know if i should laugh or be upset...what a wack-job!!!
Well, Jasmine is one SP I will not soon forget, that's for sure. I called he agency and told them about the theft. You can bet its the last time I deal with them! What other kooks do have lined up
For the number crunchers:
looks 2/10 (get some lypo...please)
service 5/10 (too fast, too hyper, nothing special)
Personality 7/10
White trashiness 10/10 (and a special mention for the shampoo theft...now I have to bother housekeeping for more)
Rates: $150 30 mins $250 60 mins
DATY : was to scared to ask
Greek : See above
Boobs : very saggy Cs
Will repeat ...not even if I could pay in hotel toiletries ... what a freak!
And who says Ottawa's boring?