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    Quote Originally Posted by oliver kloseoff
    guy walks into this place
    sees a blond with big tits by the bar
    notices on the wall a sign
    cheese sandwich $2
    handjob $20
    at Les Princess? I don't remember seeing a sign on the wall like that..
    Hey Dee, do you remember seeing that sign?
    I have no idea what I am talking about 99% of the time and I make no sense at other times

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    Quote Originally Posted by orallover
    at Les Princess? I don't remember seeing a sign on the wall like that..
    Hey Dee, do you remember seeing that sign?
    Hi Orallover,

    I don't tink Oliver was necessarily referring to the Princess... there was no sign there like that when we were there and it's unusual enough I think I would have remembered it... like i do the girl with the perfect breasts..

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    Guys,

    It was a joke.

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    im laughting my ass off
    ya it was a joke

    one chick on this board said to me and this one is true guys
    oh your russians are so rude.

    im told her to chill and not tar the russians with the same stick
    im a heintz 57 but no russina in there
    as oliver kloseoff
    is pronounced
    all of her cloaths off
    for those of you who didnt figure this one out either

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    Quote Originally Posted by oliver kloseoff
    im a heintz 57 but no russina in there
    as oliver kloseoff
    is pronounced
    all of her cloaths off
    for those of you who didnt figure this one out either
    OK Pal:

    I always thought your handle "oliver kloseoff" means oliver's clothes are off but the girls' clothes are not. You and Jeanne will make a perfect combination of a nude waiter and waitress restaurant if all her clothes are off too.
    [B]Thus Spoke The Great Greek King[/B]
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    Went to bernies for lunch place filled up quick!

    -7 waitresses and 1 hostess were on the floor

    -3 brunettes including the half asian one that has gained a few lbs in all the

    right places. She was my favorite.

    -3 blondes including Annik and another short dirty blonde with a very

    sweet girl next door look.

    -They were all dressed in black see through babydolls and g strings.

    -1 tall hostess with curly black hair she was topless with very big

    and saggy tits wearing only an open jean jacket and white micro miniskirt

    she looked very shy but also had a glazed look on her. She might have been

    on something

    Might be back next friday for a co-workers sending off party

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    Default Summer 2009

    During the summer of 2009, I was a regular Chez Karine, located on the corner of DeLorimier and L-O David. I still go from time to time. Gazelle, the Moroccan nude waitress is charming, funny, sexy, a social bee, her accent is music to my ears and is quite a lady, very adorable.

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    Wink New place on Mason

    I did'nt take the name of the place but it's bethween the post office and U turn bar iit's about 3-4 street east of St-Michel.It say's there opened from 5 a.m. to 14:00 so basicly breakfast and lunch for those familiar with the area it's the former Porte Masson there's a small parking about 5-6 places.

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    Default Restaurant on Masson having to shutdown


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    What ever is this world coming to when servers working in hot restaurants in a very hot & humid summer can't adapt their clothing to the situation as they see fit?

    This is Montréal, not Brockton or Medicine Hat. Sounds like a human rights violation to moi...
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    Default Ah, Gazelle ... is she still around?

    Quote Originally Posted by Guest43 View Post
    During the summer of 2009, I was a regular Chez Karine, located on the corner of DeLorimier and L-O David. I still go from time to time. Gazelle, the Moroccan nude waitress is charming, funny, sexy, a social bee, her accent is music to my ears and is quite a lady, very adorable.
    Used to stop by Les Courtisanes for a late breakfast every month or two. Went for one reason: Gazelle. She had the nicest body, the warmest personality, the most charming accent and the least clothes. As in, a thin gold chain around the waist. Very light skinned for a Moroccan. You'd guess she was from France.

    I mean, she'd come to your table and serve you your eggs and toast, and that shaved honey pot would be right there at eye level. she loved to see you keep eyeing it while she made small talk. She'd smile as your breathing became irregular.

    Once on her way back to the kitchen she dropped a napkin and, facing away from me, bent over to pick it up. She wasn't flawless, but damn near. Doubled her tip that day.

    Used to go there to test my cardiac endurance. Food didn't matter. It was just a prop. So were the other waitresses.

    Then Les Courtisanes closed. No surprise, it was a bit of a dump. Heard Gazelle was at Chez Karine. So stopped in once or twice. Nude behind the counter (with the elderly couple who owned the place), she packed them in. Remembered my name after two years. She said she liked working there better but obviously she wasn't getting the same exercise and had put on some pounds. Still radiated sultriness though.

    I'd hate to think she's now letting her skills lie fallow in some office somewhere. Guest43 or anyone else know if Gazelle's still at Chez Karine? or somewhere else? Thnx.
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    Default Les Princesses no booze no naked waitress

    Lastime I went their poutine was so liquid it tasted like poutine soup so next time I go there i'll stick with breakfast ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Great King View Post
    OK Pal:

    I always thought your handle "oliver kloseoff" means oliver's clothes are off but the girls' clothes are not. You and Jeanne will make a perfect combination of a nude waiter and waitress restaurant if all her clothes are off too.
    I always though his handle meant all of her clothes off

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    Default gazelle

    Yes she is still at chez Karine''s she has a very nice Y with a little landing strip of pubic hair , cleanly shaven ; small breasts with awkwark little nipples lolll, she isn't bad looking , where things go downhill is when she opens her trap ,,,,,,, MAN enough to make any male porn star go LIMP lollllll , LOUD , NO CLASS , stuffs her face in front of clients , get the picture , but like I said her looks aren't too bad ,,,,,,,,as long as she can't speak lolllll ,,,,,,,,my 2 cents ,,,,Phil

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    Wink Went there last friday...

    Quote Originally Posted by omeyer View Post
    Well if you like the art try Chez Linda - 2205 Rosemont.

    Not at all what I expected, but an interesting experience. If not for the naked waitress and porn playing on 2 TV screens it's just a neighborhood diner. Counter service near the door and a few tables in the back. The food was cheap and not too bad (went for breakfast). There was a middle aged man and woman behind the counter and one waitress. The girl behind the counter may have been a backup waitress for busy times, but she had her clothes on.

    The waitress was a middle aged french girl and with jelly rolls and lots of body art. The only thing she wore was sandles and a gold chain around her waist. She had a tatoo on her throat, a large black tatoo above her breasts, and sunbursts around each nipple. Nipples and clit were pierced. She had an attractive face and was quite friendly.

    The menu is in french and the waitress didn't speak much english, but enough. There were 3 places in the linked article. Perhaps I should try another.
    Breakfast is better then lunch by fare their cofee is okay and their desert is delicious conclusion go there for their breakfast and drop by for a coffee and desert you can't go wrong !!!!

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    Default Gazelle at Karine's

    Quote Originally Posted by phil3838 View Post
    Yes she is still at chez Karine''s she has a very nice Y with a little landing strip of pubic hair , cleanly shaven ; small breasts with awkwark little nipples lolll, she isn't bad looking , where things go downhill is when she opens her trap ,,,,,,, MAN enough to make any male porn star go LIMP lollllll , LOUD , NO CLASS , stuffs her face in front of clients ...
    ,,,,Phil
    Thanks for the update -- some things never change! She used to greet me calling out some idiotic thing I said to her a year earlier. Loud enough to be heard across the street. Her memory was almost as annoying as her voice.

    She'd gained weight from what she had at Courtesans in the months after she started at Karine's. Said she had less far to walk. Before she didn't have an ounce of fat on her.

    Yeah she always did take good care of her Y. Loved to display it. Much nicer to be seated in a booth and have her take your order at Courtesans than sit at Karine's counter.

    Don't live so near Karine's anymore. But will try to make an inspection tour to see if she's put herself on an exercise régime ...

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    Default gazelle

    stopped by Karine's yesterday noon ,,,,,,,,,,man she's still there , still nice body but the fu.... motor mouth lolllllll had trouble digesting my bacon and eggs LOLLLLLL got outa there fast lollllll oh well , there must be another place around other than bernie's ,,,,,,,,,help me

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    Lightbulb Would you invest in a mp or breakfast place

    Quote Originally Posted by phil3838 View Post
    stopped by Karine's yesterday noon ,,,,,,,,,,man she's still there , still nice body but the fu.... motor mouth lolllllll had trouble digesting my bacon and eggs LOLLLLLL got outa there fast lollllll oh well , there must be another place around other than bernie's ,,,,,,,,,help me
    Knowing how the city treat's business places Hochelaga has no lessons to teach on proper behaviour in a private establishment when then barely can cope with drug dealers,pimps and street gangs I feel alot safer around Princesse then walking west on Sainte Catherine street west of Pie-IX at least police protect themself do not resist arrest do not run from a police officer and do not stab a police officer in the face or you will die....aka what an idiot !!!!!!

    Same for sexy hairdresser's police raided the few places that operated these ventures it seem's if you don't cause trouble you don't sell liquor there actually closing their eyes on fs and happy ending since there not distur**** anyone same with FS clubs since they probably pay a good amount of property tax and in their case perhaps employee's income tax.Sexy carwash don't seem to work here since students do a very decent job in fund raising and for around 10$ you get a very decent service from automated carwash all around the city only thing is the extravagant usage of fresh water to clean a car.

    And sexy breakfast place lost in quality versus Cora and some small restaurant owner's nothing beats a fresh glass off OJ and a decent amount of fruit if they top that with some fresh bagel's and add a piece of smoke salmon how can you beat that so Nude Waitress places have to do miracles each day to simply follow their competitor and if they can't get a liquor license there screwed and last and foremost finding a decent location not too fare from a metro station easy to commute and no challenge from a fuc*** borough mayor in quest for power forget the plateau district he won't allow it.The Ville Marie district has no borough mayor but finding that magic location perhaps on the Maisonneuve near Beaudry metro perhaps having a male section to suit the gay residents.......+starting a new place is tens of thousands without guaranty's that it will work v.s. any idiot can open a parlor find sexy staff cause the money is there and lets face it anyone can give a decent massage !!!!

    I think I found most pro's and cons to this issue !!!!

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    Default City Pigs Raided a Small Sexy Waitress Restaurant

    So yesterday I decided to go visit a "Serveuses Sexy" restaurant just east of Hochelaga in Tetrauville. Someone told me about this place just before the holidays and I decided to go now. When I got there the place looked nice and clean. I was greeted by a cute waitress wearing a semi g-string and a loose top. There was another waitress wearing a very skimpy school girl outfit and there was about 5-6 customers there. So my waitress took my order and brought me my drink.
    I go to the bathroom for 2 min. And when I came back I saw to my surprise 2 or 3 Pigs(cops) and about 5 city inspectors storming this small establishment and giving shit to the owner and the 2 waitresses! I could hear the whole thing. One of the inspectors (a bitch) was telling the owner that she was fed up coming here and have to tell him that his waitresses are showing too much. Believe me you couldn't see much and all the important parts were covered. Nonetheless you could feel the tension rising. One customer got up and left. I could go on and but all I could tell you is that it was pure harassment by the city "F U Tremblay". This was so disgusting to see 2 poor girls being treated like Al Quaida soldiers and the owner like Osama Bin laden.

    The moral of the story is that this city has become so red neck that they're using our tax money to enforce their repressive laws and deprive us from our fundamental rights. Since when did a pair of boobs kill anyone?
    Besides look at the stripclubs in Montreal, they've become pure whorehouses. They dont seem to have problems!

    People we have to fight for what we want or else we're going to lose it all!

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    Lightbulb Tétraulville is part of the same borough

    Quote Originally Posted by Jpmc66 View Post
    So yesterday I decided to go visit a "Serveuses Sexy" restaurant just east of Hochelaga in Tetrauville. Someone told me about this place just before the holidays and I decided to go now. When I got there the place looked nice and clean. I was greeted by a cute waitress wearing a semi g-string and a loose top. There was another waitress wearing a very skimpy school girl outfit and there was about 5-6 customers there. So my waitress took my order and brought me my drink.
    I go to the bathroom for 2 min. And when I came back I saw to my surprise 2 or 3 Pigs(cops) and about 5 city inspectors storming this small establishment and giving shit to the owner and the 2 waitresses! I could hear the whole thing. One of the inspectors (a bitch) was telling the owner that she was fed up coming here and have to tell him that his waitresses are showing too much. Believe me you couldn't see much and all the important parts were covered. Nonetheless you could feel the tension rising. One customer got up and left. I could go on and but all I could tell you is that it was pure harassment by the city "F U Tremblay". This was so disgusting to see 2 poor girls being treated like Al Quaida soldiers and the owner like Osama Bin laden.

    The moral of the story is that this city has become so red neck that they're using our tax money to enforce their repressive laws and deprive us from our fundamental rights. Since when did a pair of boobs kill anyone?
    Besides look at the stripclubs in Montreal, they've become pure whorehouses. They dont seem to have problems!

    People we have to fight for what we want or else we're going to lose it all!
    Stripclubs to my knowledge don't do more then b4 besides it takes more then 4-5 customers to defend such an establishment now a stripclub probably pays a hefty property tax and a liquor license and bring way more money to the city then a 10$ breakfast joint.A popular bar or stripclub gets to sell lots of booze and has way more money then a small breakfast joint and fight in court for quite a while.Now if you would have read my last quote again it's the borough of Hochelaga it's borough mayor is not part of team Tremblay but he's with Louise Harel but calling city hall won't change much unless they contributed to Union Montreal as party members a couple of membership cards with the maximum legal cap should get them aware of the ''community service'' provided to their neighbourhood +most stripclubs have been in the city for a longtime so they have way more clients money and ressources.

    Massage parlours too have deep pockets talking about whorehouse some of them offer the full range of services and closing them is another issue cause people are stressed out and they rent alot of empty commercial space thus bringing alot of property tax plus raiding their own people probably alot of politicians,judges and business people would not be as easy people with deep pockets don't have time to hang is a food joint on a regular bases but there stresses out and are likely to be a customer in one of the many mp's around the city !!!!

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