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    You're going to love this story. A friend of mine calls me for advice. He wants to buy his girlfriend a BMW X-1 and he's wanting to set it up as a loan between them over 4 years. So I said, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" He says to me that she just got out of college and she's a drug rep. She needs a nice car because it will help her in business. I'm still saying, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" That's a lot to pay for pussy. I ask, "Is this pussy really that good?" He chuckles and says that he wants to set it up as a loan to make sure if the relationship fails that he'll have something to fall back on. I say, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" I said if the pussy is really that good then lease the thing for 2 years and you'll know exactly how much you're paying for this pussy over 2 years. It caps it at about $12K. He tells me that that's a good idea. I pointed out that he just got rid of a wife that cost him over $100K. Again I ask, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?"
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    People are fucking idiots, ur just now realizing this my friend? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpp433 View Post
    People are fucking idiots, ur just now realizing this my friend? Lol
    Hello Sir,

    I've come to realize just how valuable my experience in hoemongering really is. It gives you a perspective on interaction between the sexes that a standard upbringing might not afford. I know that anytime I'm interacting with a woman my mind now goes down a series of checklists that qualify the interaction. Quite helpful in "sifting out the chaff". Once a person realizes that most interpersonal relationships involve some type of barter then it helps you weigh the benefits.

    Bottom line is, most guys never get that far. They spend much of their lives being pussy-wiped. So yes, you and I have paid for our education at between $100 to $300 per hour....LOL

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    I'm going to follow up my comments above with another interesting story. I'll change as many of the names and locations as possible in order to be able to touch on the important parts:

    Bethany (Beth for short) is a well known "Social Media Star" with a following of roughly 150,000. She lives in Gotham City U.S.A. and has a steady boyfriend of almost one year. He's a fairly good looking guy that met her a a very famous gym & club. She's a pretty cute girl with a body that doesn't quit for anything. Beth is also a published writer, but as we know from experience being published doesn't necessarily mean lots of money. So every six months or so Beth flies to some foreign destination for a couple of months to spread her legs for cash. In order to cover her tracks she typically selects a different destination in order to make it seem to her friends that she's going on vacation. She continues to post on various social media detailing her newest destination, but leaving out "how she's financing herself". Given her international background she's fluent in multiple languages (verified).

    Along comes Verci who's been researching various destinations for "hobbying" for a change of pace away from Montreal. Looking through various websites and local online ads I often to a picture search just to see what's a scam and what's not a scam. I search a particular picture and "Wow" Google goes crazy. This girl's been written up in various "human interest stories" and her book is published in an online retailer. It's a book of short stories. And she actually has several pictures online showing her boyfriend "Jack". So the first thing I say to myself is someone is using her pics to scam in these foreign locations. It can't be her. Her ads have appeared in various escort publications in the Middle East, Europe and South America. So I look up when the ads started and correlate it to her twitter feed. It's a dead on match.

    The moral of the story is, "All women are hoes, it's just a matter of the price and opportunity". How do you think "Jack" would feel if he knew?

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    First story: the only problem I see is the x1. Thats a crap car. Electrical problems galore, first few months of ownership expect to be back at the dealer to fix stuff at least once a week !
    Second story: me thinks "jack" knows and is making money out of her.

    ... my 2 cents plus HST.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    First story: the only problem I see is the x1. Thats a crap car. Electrical problems galore, first few months of ownership expect to be back at the dealer to fix stuff at least once a week !
    Second story: me thinks "jack" knows and is making money out of her.

    ... my 2 cents plus HST.
    Somehow I doubt that with his picture appearing online cuddled up next to her. Pimps don't do public pictures. Makes them easy to track down that way.
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    Angry Buying her affection worst thing to do

    Reading lots of alpha male books and the infamous men going there own way i realize that i been a rebel all my life, even when i was younger had a tight butt in my jeans and women would come over complimenting it or touching it hahahah...... i went out with an ex stripper she used to work at AXE in Montreal, we where going to a club called Le faraneight not sure if it still excite a good chance its does not that was back in 1997. This nerd guy drops of one of her girlfriends she was working as a stripper at the AXE. During the night she ask me to buy her a drink, i asked her why, she told me that the guy who dropped her off paid her the casino that last night show supper and entertainment after, i started laughing and said yeah and he gave you 2 kisses goodbye and he fukk a kleenex... she laugh i never bough her anything and i got some amazing free sex that night with a super hottie.

    I never ever bough anything pricey for my ex girlfriends either, its all about if you break up you spend so much for nothing. Lots of men go out and buy all sorts of things to impress women, the white knights that need to treat a women like she is the best thing on earth, then they get screwed and start all over again not learning anything.

    I always respect women when i meet them i am nice, cocky funny and it works for me, i am older too 45. But i have boundaries and i am never shy to tell women what they are.

    With close to 25y in dating experience 2 long term relationship that should have never been i am more awake now then ever.

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    Well, one may say that speaking your mind isn't really an achievement. But I digest, or digress, or something like that.

    PS. Try buying a girl yoga classes (and the fuck with it, put on some tights yourself and go along with her), inexpensive impromptu gift... then see how she fucks your brains out. Material gifts? Nope. These are the worse. Buy her a Ferrari? You might as well get her a gift certificate from Walmart LOL !!!
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    Hey Vercin

    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    You're going to love this story. A friend of mine calls me for advice. He wants to buy his girlfriend a BMW X-1 and he's wanting to set it up as a loan between them over 4 years.
    This is easy to solve !

    Wherever he lives there is a equivalent to this !http://www.carswelllegalsolutions.co...earches-Quebec

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    So I said, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" He says to me that she just got out of college and she's a drug rep. She needs a nice car because it will help her in business. I'm still saying, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" That's a lot to pay for pussy.
    Trophy wifes are more expensive then Escorts/Sugar Babies .
    I was supplying a Cadillac Escalade to Mine with $50,0000 extra after market souped up products


    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post


    I ask, "Is this pussy really that good?"
    MAny times it's not even the pussy !


    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    He chuckles and says that he wants to set it up as a loan to make sure if the relationship fails that he'll have something to fall back on. I say, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" I said if the pussy is really that good then lease the thing for 2 years and you'll know exactly how much you're paying for this pussy over 2 years. It caps it at about $12K. He tells me that that's a good idea. I pointed out that he just got rid of a wife that cost him over $100K. Again I ask, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?"
    100 K that is cheap ?
    Mine got over 100 k just of Versace leader JAckets ,and more of Chanel ,Rolexes etc.....

    Good looking chicks are expensive

    The Good thing, other pussies all paid for it !Lol

    You gotta love Pimpin ?Lol

    The Car/Truck wasn't a issue for me


    Good luck to him

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    Interestingly enough guys are looking for a girl with a good job and a tight pussy. Au contraire, girls are looking for a guy with a big dick and lots of money.

    Now, tell me, thats a bit a conflict of interest, no?

    When the looks are gone the good job is still there. Consequently, when the dick is limp, the money is still there. Now, if the good job is gone or was never there, or if the money is gone or was never there, well, lawyers, shrinks and the rest take over... All is left is the tattoos and the welfare checques. Well, fuck, they should have been honest with each other to begin with!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    Hey Vercin



    This is easy to solve !

    Wherever he lives there is a equivalent to this !http://www.carswelllegalsolutions.co...earches-Quebec






    Trophy wifes are more expensive then Escorts/Sugar Babies .
    I was supplying a Cadillac Escalade to Mine with $50,0000 extra after market souped up products




    MAny times it's not even the pussy !




    100 K that is cheap ?
    Mine got over 100 k just of Versace leader JAckets ,and more of Chanel ,Rolexes etc.....

    Good looking chicks are expensive

    The Good thing, other pussies all paid for it !Lol

    You gotta love Pimpin ?Lol

    The Car/Truck wasn't a issue for me


    Good luck to him

    Ciao


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    You put in 50000$ in options on your car? My 6cyl turbo charged SUV cost me a bit more than your options lol

    But my SUV does kick ass. It's got a shit load of torque.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyAssHurts View Post
    You put me in 50000$ on options on your car? My 6cyl turbo charged SUV cost me a bit more than your options lol

    But my SUV does kick ass. It's got a shit load of torque.
    MyAssHurts

    Not options as it came fully loaded !
    After market premium parts !

    A 800 hp war machine ,capable of popping wheelies
    AT a weight of almost 4 tons

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    MyAssHurts

    Not options as it came fully loaded !
    After market premium parts !

    A 800 hp war machine ,capable of popping wheelies
    AT a weight of almost 4 tons

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    800hp!!!!!

    Oh well I thought mine kicked ass.

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    Speaking of sugar babies...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBhT7ncu6uI

    This is so fucked up at so many levels. Kinda makes me feel normal I bang hoes LOL!!!

    800hp? Blah. Horse power sells cars, torque wins races.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Speaking of sugar babies...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBhT7ncu6uI

    This is so fucked up at so many levels. Kinda makes me feel normal I bang hoes LOL!!!

    800hp? Blah. Horse power sells cars, torque wins races.
    Hey
    There's many ways to see it.
    I was making enough money with hoes to afford it, probably sold you a few?Lol
    To afford an 800hp truck, which by the way, beat every lambo & Ferarri it raced against!



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Speaking of sugar babies...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBhT7ncu6uI

    This is so fucked up at so many levels. Kinda makes me feel normal I bang hoes LOL!!!

    800hp? Blah. Horse power sells cars, torque wins races.
    Why is it fucked up? You have two people doing what they want to do. The only thing that's fucked up is exposing the kid to that mind set. That's fucked up.

    Want your ride to handle around the corners? Then put on a set of Timbren Vehicle Suspension Rubber Stabilization Springs. My little 4Runner rounds corners like it's on rails with those things. Cost about $225 and installs in 15 minutes. Absolutely amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post

    Want your ride to handle around the corners? Then put on a set of Timbren Vehicle Suspension Rubber Stabilization Springs. My little 4Runner rounds corners like it's on rails with those things. Cost about $225 and installs in 15 minutes. Absolutely amazing.

    Hey Vercin



    Great Stuff!
    It's often in taking corners that you beat your competition, torque is irrelevant in corners if you can't stabilize.



    On the famous war machine that I spoke about in a previous post ,one of the main coponent of it efficiency was it's upgrade stability .

    Hotchkis stabilizer bar and to keep the truck on the ground Pirelli P Zero Rosso 305/35-23

    The torque is irrelevant in sharp corners .
    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    torque wins races.
    Straight line is a different story ,but street racing isn't straight line


    That biggie was on
    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    on rails

    Ciao



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    OK, time for some education in internal combustion matters and I ain't talking about farting here !

    Torque: the power to get you up to speed
    Horsepower: the power to help you maintain speed.

    Corner entrance you need good brakes to brake late, corner dead center you need tires, positive wheel camber, rear down-force and traction control, corner exit you need torque to rocket out of the corner and into the straight, on the straight you need horsepower to maintain the momentum and front car down-force.

    Think of this as CIM (lol). Torque helps you to get to cum. Horsepower helps you to keep on cumming until she swallows everything
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    Hey 2funny


    The most important part isn't mechanical ,it's the driver

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post

    Torque: the power to get you up to speed
    Horsepower: the power to help you maintain speed.
    Torque gets you to speed as long as your rubber sticks ,All wheel drive ,with right power distribution does this .

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Corner entrance you need good brakes to brake late,
    Baer Braking system is among the best

    Had increased calipers size ,rotor size and fully ventilated and bigger pistons

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    corner dead center you need tires, positive wheel camber, rear down-force and traction control, corner exit you need torque to rocket out of the corner and into the straight, on the straight you need horsepower to maintain the momentum and front car down-force.
    When you live it ! It;s a high Boost of Adreanaline Rush .hard to explain ,
    This is like fucking many gorgeous ladies at once ,words are sometimes not powerfull enough ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Think of this as CIM (lol). Torque helps you to get to cum. Horsepower helps you to keep on cumming until she swallows everything
    The ability of the Driver ,SP will help you ,as the Driver will make a car perform better
    Same thing for CIM



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    Greetings. Have read a few items here and would like to put in some knowledge. I have worked at Davenport Motorsports for a few years and have assisted in building some great race cars. The claim of an Escalade with 800 hp doing wheelies is impossible, an Escalade weighs under 3 tons and not 4 and to lift the front wheels off a 6000 lb vehicle would require racing slicks a transmission brake and 1000 plus hp.
    A 800 hp escalade is not hard to do with a turbo injectors and programable ECU and would be impressive.
    At Davenport for $50,000.00 you could easily get 1200 hp suspension and all.
    The guys claim about torque is correct it wins drag races. Also drivers only make a difference if both cars are equal a good driver can not make a slow car go faster.
    Sorry to butt in but my speciality is race car frames.

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