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    Obviously no road going street legal car, fresh out of the factory, can do wheelies. Reason being, they design them NOT to. The Vehicle Stability Control (VSA) that is mandatory on all cars in north America will kick in and cut off or scale back engine power. Now, all other things being equal, yes, there are ways to bypass all these safety features (designed for idiot drivers) and lift the front wheels on any car, even an Escalade. Question is... is the frame strong enough to land without being bent? I kinda doubt it. The Escalade engine weight alone, and regardless of what harry potter engine mounts and struts you have, it will bent it. Maybe not up/down but more than likely side to side. So yeah, if your back can survive it without Robaxacet, I don't doubt that monster can lift the wheels and suffer no damage, but I can think of better things to do with the money it will take or with Robaxacet

    (we need a separate entire merc section for car talk)

    PS. Dodge Demon can do what it does on a drag strip because of a set of extra, not street legal tires you take the the drag strip only.
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    6Fingers and a Quarter

    The definition of wheelie
    In vehicle acrobatics, a wheelie, or wheelstand,[1] is a vehicle maneuver in which the front wheel or wheels come off the ground due to sufficient torque being applied to the rear wheel or wheels

    A soon as front wheel come off the ground ,it is a wheelie !Bright guy
    If cars is what you know best? it is pretty revealing on the rest of your knowledge ?
    [QUOTE=6Fingers;184792][QUOTE=BIGBAZOOKA;184784]6Fingers

    When you are talking of things I have seen with my own eyes ,what ever your story is ,it's just a laugh

    And the truck was weighed on a big truck scale with all the after market parts ,I didn't pretend the rims or brakes made it heavier ,but they where on, when it was weighed

    You can do whatever you want !Clearly you know nothing about Escalades

    Keep up your "BS"

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    I was not going to return but am having a few friends over for a beer and was talking about our trip to Montreal and mentioned your boasting, we all had a laugh and they wanted to actually see this post.
    My buddy here builds race cars, says you tell tall tales, physically impossible for an escalede to lift the front wheels off the ground unless you have over 1,200 HP and slicks, the SUV is too long and the weight if far too heavy. The new Dodge Demon weighs 3,500 lbs less and has 840 HP and is shorter, this car can only lift the wheels less than a foot for a short distance. You still going to claim you saw this? We just saw an alien sucking unicorn farts, guess this is also true.
    My guess is that the 25 yr old model is the same as the escalade, some sort of a dream you came up with,sorry for the ribbing but we had a few beers and find you really funny..
    Clearly you know nothing about cars, even females I am guessing.
    To the people who gave tips on escorts and strip clubs, thanks a bunch. To BB, keep the BS to a minimum, BS your friends but try to keep it real on boards.
    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    25 yr old model with a 7,800 lb escalade that pops wheelies after 50K in add-ons, bush bumper and winch included... Tough to make this up without laughing.
    From a guy that cannot make a quote properly on a escort Board !But still knows everything ,hard to believe ,but the proof is in the pouding
    Lol


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelie
    Thus the minimum power required is directly proportional to the mass of the vehicle and to its velocity. The slower a vehicle is moving, the less power is required to perform a wheelie, and that is without even considering the power required to overcome air drag, which increases with the cube of velocity. Therefore, the least amount of power required is when the vehicle begins accelerating from rest.
    Lol



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    Hey 2Funny

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Obviously no road going street legal car, fresh out of the factory, can do wheelies. Reason being, they design them NOT to. The Vehicle Stability Control (VSA) that is mandatory on all cars in north America will kick in and cut off or scale back engine power. Now, all other things being equal, yes, there are ways to bypass all these safety features (designed for idiot drivers) and lift the front wheels on any car, even an Escalade.
    Does a 25 years old "Bimbo" qualifies as an idiot driver ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Question is... is the frame strong enough to land without being bent? I kinda doubt it.
    That would depend on the landing surface also ?

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    The Escalade engine weight alone, and regardless of what harry potter engine mounts and struts you have, it will bent it. Maybe not up/down but more than likely side to side. So yeah, if your back can survive it without Robaxacet, I don't doubt that monster can lift the wheels and suffer no damage, but I can think of better things to do with the money it will take or with Robaxacet .
    I agree there is better things to do ,but it was still fun ,would I do it again ? a definit no


    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    (we need a separate entire merc section for car talk)

    PS. Dodge Demon can do what it does on a drag strip because of a set of extra, not street legal tires you take the the drag strip only.
    Have you ever modified a vehicule in Quebec for HP ? Are you familiar with Zekes auto in Lachine ?
    Fine tunning ?


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    I don't know who is telling the truth on forums. I don't even believe reviews on forums. But having said that, if anyone can answer my question regarding my last question

    If I have a 2017 2.7 Ford Fusion 6 cylender turbo that produces 325/380 hp/torq and I wanted to increase the hp and torque without nullifying the warranty , what would be needed and price wise. No need to go into specific details

    This is curiosity only

    Thanks

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyAssHurts View Post
    I don't know who is telling the truth on forums. I don't even believe reviews on forums. But having said that, if anyone can answer my question regarding my last question

    If I have a 2017 2.7 Ford Fusion 6 cylender turbo that produces 325/380 hp/torq and I wanted to increase the hp and torque without nullifying the warranty , what would be needed and price wise. No need to go into specific details

    This is curiosity only

    Thanks
    I'd say you can't go too much higher than that without forged internals. Probably around 350/390 the best. Reason being, that mustang engine can only take so much beating with stock internals. Now, if you go and get forged pistons, rods, etc, well, that may be another story and the sky is the limit. As far as the warranty goes, well, forget about it. Once you go down the path of modifying anything they'll refuse you. Ford goes as far as to test the gas in your gas tank when you show up with an issue at the stealership. What you can do is things like get better tires, steel braided brake lines and high end pads/rotors to make braking more sharph, and even get more stiff bushings on the control arms. If the purpose is the race track, then better late braking and faster cornering is as good as higher hp/torq.

    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    Hey 2Funny

    Have you ever modified a vehicule in Quebec for HP ? Are you familiar with Zekes auto in Lachine ?
    Fine tunning ?

    Tata

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    BIGBLOWER,

    I am not familiar with the car tuners scene in Montreal except some serious bikers around the south shore who can pull rabbits out of a hat with their bikes. I do my own work in my home garage in southern Ontario. If I need a dyno tuning to change the fuel maps I go to my guy in Cornwall. Now, the interesting thing is that with new technology that uses predictive formulas there really isn't any need for a dyno since most of these electronic control unit manufacturers have on-line tuning capabilities. You send your data to them and they come back with the magic formulas. First I thought that was a scam because I know the dyno advantages, but now I see they can actually predict a lot without even looking at the full fuel map.
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    [QUOTE=BIGBAZOOKA;184796]6Fingers and a Quarter

    The definition of wheelie



    A soon as front wheel come off the ground ,it is a wheelie !Bright guy
    If cars is what you know best? it is pretty revealing on the rest of your knowledge ?
    [QUOTE=6Fingers;184792]
    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    6Fingers

    When you are talking of things I have seen with my own eyes ,what ever your story is ,it's just a laugh

    And the truck was weighed on a big truck scale with all the after market parts ,I didn't pretend the rims or brakes made it heavier ,but they where on, when it was weighed

    You can do whatever you want !Clearly you know nothing about Escalades

    Keep up your "BS"

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    From a guy that cannot make a quote properly on a escort Board !But still knows everything ,hard to believe ,but the proof is in the pouding
    Lol

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheelie

    Lol

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    Hey there Einstein,you talk like you are trying to explain something to a 6 yr old, I know more about cars and drag racing than you can imagine, my life is drag racing.
    It if impossible to lift the front tires off a SUV that weighs 7,800 lbs with a 800 HP motor, your taking shit does not work with me.

    Clearly you have never owned an escalade that pops wheelies, go to any racing place in Montreal and mention you have one of these and see how much they laugh at you. My friend last night builds race cars, he even laughs at your claims.
    Posting some crap about a vehicle needs to move slow to pop a wheelie, no shit Sherlock, ever see a wheelie when a car is doing 50 Kpm... Not. Only an idiot who know nothing about cars would post something as stupid as that. Explaining what a wheelie is, this I have to show my friends.

    I do not make quotes properly on an escort board because this is the first one I have been on,in your realm does this make me wrong about race cars which I have been around all my life.

    You claim your SUV weighs 7,800 lbs and the stock one weighs 7,000 lbs, where does the extra 800 lbs come from? Your supposedly hot 25 yr old model?

    Your replies show your ignorance, you search for something bright to say on Yahoo but you sound like a fool to someone who knows what they are talking about.
    Keep up with your imaginary SUV and probably your supposed love conquests. Also to note, with spending 50K on upgrades and only getting an extra 400 HP shows you know nothing, that kind of coin would easily get 1,200HP out of any SUV.
    You did not have what you claim and you probably sit in front of a keyboard and make false claims about all.
    You probably never expected a person who knows about cars on a board like this, surprise.

    Off to see a band called 7EVEN in Edmonton, perhaps the best band playing anywhere this weekend. yahoo them, they are superb, Pink Floyd, Journey, Cheap trick, can not tell if it is a cover band or not.

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    I was wrong, found a video of your Escalade.

    https://youtu.be/FoRmj36vvoM

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    What happened to Bigwheelie? Got embarrassed and decided to stay away, maybe he should stick to fibbing about something he at least has some knowledge about.
    Thought I would see at least some feeble attempt of another lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    What happened to Bigwheelie? Got embarrassed and decided to stay away, maybe he should stick to fibbing about something he at least has some knowledge about.
    Thought I would see at least some feeble attempt of another lie.
    6Fingers

    Embarrassed by your lies ?lol
    And all your contracdictions? Let me think ? Euh


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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    6Fingers

    Embarrassed by your lies ?lol
    And all your contracdictions? Let me think ? Euh


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    Hey champ.

    Have to say that you are perhaps the best attempting bull shitter I have ever run across, you know you are wrong, anyone with any car knowledge knows you are wrong and you still come back trying a feeble attempt to change the facts. then you have the balls to say I have made contradictions, please show where?
    I have always stated that it is impossible to make a 8000 lb SUV do a wheelie and with street tires to boot ( even with slicks it would be impossible ), plus the fact that you paid $50K for mods and you gained 500 lbs vehicle weight, spending that much would ( should ) lose weight.
    My guess it that you are some kid that lies to the fullest, jumps around on many sites and tried to BS his way through it, stick with something you know because you know zero about cars, probably minimal about hookers either.
    If you want this to stop you better quit calling me a liar as I know more about cars than you know about anything.
    Come on, who thinks this guys story here is a bunch of BS, do not be shy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    Hey champ.

    Have to say that you are perhaps the best attempting bull shitter I have ever run across, you know you are wrong,
    holey fuck
    6.32 in the am and i almost choke on my breakfast
    you guys are great entertainment in the am or any time of the day
    can you feel the love
    if you guys end up doing each other can you use sand with the vaselene for ''traction''(just a little attempt at humour)
    play nice kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shock_Treatment_Shawn View Post
    holey fuck
    6.32 in the am and i almost choke on my breakfast
    you guys are great entertainment in the am or any time of the day
    can you feel the love
    Normally I would not give a shit but my life is around race cars, I build chassis for race cars, my friends are mechanics, I know what this person says is bull shit, then he has the idea he could call me a liar and I have contradictions to my posts without me replying back.
    As I said, by his arrogance you can see that he is a pro at bull shitting, thinks that if he is persistent he will be believed. We have the odd person who exaggerates on race forums but they do not push it like this dude, once found out they usually go away.
    Anyways, love your city, will return with friends again as we are helping someone there build a car.

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    Hey NOWHEELIES

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    When did you own this SUV? Baer brakes rotors etc are lighter than stock since they are aluminum.
    Elite makes no rims for a 2002 escalade and the tires you mentioned before only came on sale in 2012.
    I am replying since my last post was ignored after giving correct info. The bragging will continue and everyone will be in awe. Guess this is not a car site..
    http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums...tires-4-a.html


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