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    Oh shut up both of you! It fucking depends on what you're using the vehicle for. I won 3 straight "One Lap of Florida/Cannonball Run" rallies in rental cars (Toyota Supra Turbo, Ford Mustang 5.0 and a Chevy Z-24). These were endurance runs of 18-26 hours. I can remember dueling it out with Jags & Porsches on the fog covered one lane back roads of near Lake Wales Florida. Either you can drive or you can't drive, that's the most important component. In my case I also had a great navigator. If you don't have the chops to handle your vehicle all the fucking power, torque & cornering ability won't do shit. Of course we did have to have one other important skill, the ability to elude law enforcement. A hopped up VW Scirocco rolled over into a ditch on one of them. LE got all of the maps and routes. They were out in full force that next morning on the last leg. I had to cut through a mobile home retirement community to elude one sheriff. Oh the good old days when I had more guts than brains....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    Oh shut up both of you! It fucking depends on what you're using the vehicle for.
    Exactly !But it makes a interesting conversation anyways
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    .Straight line is a different story ,but street racing isn't straight line

    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    I won 3 straight "One Lap of Florida/Cannonball Run" rallies in rental cars (Toyota Supra Turbo, Ford Mustang 5.0 and a Chevy Z-24). These were endurance runs of 18-26 hours.
    Must of have fun ?
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    I can remember dueling it out with Jags & Porsches on the fog covered one lane back roads of near Lake Wales Florida.
    Have you tried street racing ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    Either you can drive or you can't drive, that's the most important component.
    We seem to agree on many points here Vercin
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    The most important part isn't mechanical ,it's the driver
    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    In my case I also had a great navigator. If you don't have the chops to handle your vehicle all the fucking power, torque & cornering ability won't do shit.
    Exactly !However I will ad ,you must know what your vehicule can do ,and understand noise variance
    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    Of course we did have to have one other important skill, the ability to elude law enforcement. A hopped up VW Scirocco rolled over into a ditch on one of them. LE got all of the maps and routes. They were out in full force that next morning on the last leg. I had to cut through a mobile home retirement community to elude one sheriff. Oh the good old days when I had more guts than brains....LOL

    Many....Many stories from those days......
    Interesting stories Vercin!




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    Yeah, just because you give a race car to weekend drivers doesn`t mean they`ll win. More than likely they`ll kill themselves. Sadly we see this happen more than often in recent years when airheads, influenced by stupid Top Gear style videos, manage to make some big money and go buy expensive super cars. This race car (or super car) thing is like the sea or the mountain. If you don't respect the sea you'll drown and if you don't respect the mountain you'll fall off a cliff. Needless to say the same parallel exist with guns. If you don't respect the guns, more than likely you'll collect a few rounds at some point in time when least expected.

    Resuming hoes and sugar babe discussion after these messages from your local Kia dealer? LOL

    PS. I recall a famous hoe who became a rather sucesfull sugar babe. Hint: was part of Celine's stable in the early days of satin dreamz. Somehow she then turned into human resources professional and high tech recruiter and then met a silicon valley gazillionaire high tech guru/girlieman who blew a few million dollars on her. Anyone remembers?
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    Just for stats


    A escalade was stock 7,000 lbs http://www.autoblog.com/buy/2002-Cad...l_Drive/specs/

    With the after market products including push bars ,winch ,elite barb 23 inches rims ,Bigger Baer roters ,calipers etc...
    The actual weight was a little above 7,800 lbs, we are talking of 4 imperial Tons ?
    Aren't we ? Mister ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post

    Resuming hoes and sugar babe discussion after these messages from your local Kia dealer? LOL

    PS. I recall a famous hoe who became a rather sucesfull sugar babe. Hint: was part of Celine's stable in the early days of satin dreamz. Somehow she then turned into human resources professional and high tech recruiter and then met a silicon valley gazillionaire high tech guru/girlieman who blew a few million dollars on her. Anyone remembers?
    No, no one wants to hear about your Kia Sorrento. Frankly i'd rather talk about the Aston Martin Valkyrie (Evolved enough for you?) if we're talking autos. So who's the hoe who made it to the big league Sugar Babe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    Aston Martin
    Always had a favorite, the DB5, it's a classic seen by many !


    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    Valkyrie (Evolved enough for you?) if we're talking autos.
    Valkyrie


    Super street cars
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    So who's the hoe who made it to the big league Sugar Babe?
    More then hobbyist thinks ? Ladies that started escorting made it better !




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    Quote Originally Posted by Vercingentorix View Post
    No, no one wants to hear about your Kia Sorrento. Frankly i'd rather talk about the Aston Martin Valkyrie (Evolved enough for you?) if we're talking autos. So who's the hoe who made it to the big league Sugar Babe?
    Yes the Valkyrie will be a sweet ride. But after all these years of following the Brits car industry they have been caught lying about preformance many times. So I read about the new Aston and reserve judgment. Obviously for them it's a money grab thing so don't be surprised if it comes with a Toyota alternator and GM brake pads ... and some camel jockey with more money than brains.

    Ps. The Brits invented shilling!
    Ps2. I got my eyes on the new Supra coming soon. That will be something !
    PS3. Fiona
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    Hey Boyz

    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    Yes the Valkyrie will be a sweet ride. But after all these years of following the Brits car industry they have been caught lying about preformance many times. So I read about the new Aston and reserve judgment. Obviously for them it's a money grab thing so don't be surprised
    High - end cars are always money grab!
    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post
    if it comes with a Toyota alternator and GM brake pads ... and some camel jockey with more money than brains.
    Interesting ! A speculation of yours or reliable source

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    Ps. The Brits invented shilling!
    Ps2. I got my eyes on the new Supra coming soon. That will be something !
    PS3. Fiona
    Interesting also !




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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    Hey Boyz

    Interesting ! A speculation of yours or reliable source
    They couldn't sell the "One 77", their last attempt at a super car. Apparently there are some cars left unsold from the original 77 they were planning to build and never even built all 77 of them !

    Thats because except for the Brit journalist and Brit YouTube shillers the rest of the world saw how much crap it was. They went to the Ford parts bin and pulled out whatever was left in their inventory and put together a total junk. This new one maybe the same bull. Quick money to stay afloat by throwing cheap ebay Ford and Toyota parts on a body. Just because they threw some funky panels on a carbon bath tub doesn't mean whats under there has any value. Companies like Aston don't have the millions others spend on engineering and quality assurance, and they don't have a chief with charisma to attract talented people.

    McLaren on the other hand... now there is a real true Brit company. However after the sociopath CEO exit and their chief designer exit (both amazing sales people deep inside), it may take a while to adjust.

    It seems to me the Brits are suffering from the same thing Canada does. When a good thing happens, the outsiders bottom feeders circle the wagons to get a piece of it and totally ruin it.

    Hoes are the same. When a good thing happens, some cokehead moron, who wants a piece of the pie, rams in and totally fucks it up. Count in your head how many times we have seen this happen...
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    Hey 2Funny
    Quote Originally Posted by 2Legit View Post

    Hoes are the same. When a good thing happens, some cokehead moron, who wants a piece of the pie, rams in and totally fucks it up. Count in your head how many times we have seen this happen...
    You are right ,but it's not neccessarely the fault of the SP ,they are young, make tons of money quicky and don't have financial experience and Blood Suckers hangs around Them .

    This scenario happens 99.9% of the time at least ?

    Having known many escorts, showgirls, only one I know keeps a financial stability and didn't spend all her escorting money on futilities, the percentage is really low




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    For a little over 40000$ plus taxes you can get yourself a 2.7 twin turbo 6 cylinder awd sports sedan with sport suspension and all the bells and whistles that produces 380 pounds of torque and 325 hp

    No other car in its class can match price to power ratio. You'd need to spend about 60000$ to get something equivalent with BMW and other German car companies

    I'll be back with the answer shortly

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyAssHurts View Post
    For a little over 40000$ plus taxes you can get yourself a 2.7 twin turbo 6 cylinder awd sports sedan with sport suspension and all the bells and whistles that produces 380 pounds of torque and 325 hp

    No other car in its class can match price to power ratio. You'd need to spend about 60000$ to get something equivalent with BMW and other German car companies

    I'll be back with the answer shortly
    http://www.roadandtrack.com/car-show...ebuts-detroit/ ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by MyAssHurts View Post
    For a little over 40000$ plus taxes you can get yourself a 2.7 twin turbo 6 cylinder awd sports sedan with sport suspension and all the bells and whistles that produces 380 pounds of torque and 325 hp

    No other car in its class can match price to power ratio. You'd need to spend about 60000$ to get something equivalent with BMW and other German car companies

    I'll be back with the answer shortly
    I like what Ford has done with their line up. Especially the Focus RS that is from a different planet. The ST is no pussy either. I had the chance to sit in one at a car show last winter and other than the very un-comfy seating position (you need to be like a real race driver 5 foot nothing 100lb lol lol to feel comfy in it) the rest felt like a rocket. Wish I was "smaller" lol to fit in one.

    Looking for a toy, after dumping a bunch of unreliable german crap porsches over the past ~10 years. Not sure what to get. Even tho the new NSX is within reach, well so is Las Vegas LOL LOL .... We'll see how it goes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    Just for stats


    A escalade was stock 7,000 lbs http://www.autoblog.com/buy/2002-Cad...l_Drive/specs/

    With the after market products including push bars ,winch ,elite barb 23 inches rims ,Bigger Baer roters ,calipers etc...
    The actual weight was a little above 7,800 lbs, we are talking of 4 imperial Tons ?
    Aren't we ? Mister ?



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    When did you own this SUV? Baer brakes rotors etc are lighter than stock since they are aluminum.
    Elite makes no rims for a 2002 escalade and the tires you mentioned before only came on sale in 2012.
    I am replying since my last post was ignored after giving correct info. The bragging will continue and everyone will be in awe. Guess this is not a car site..

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    Greetings. Have read a few items here and would like to put in some knowledge. I have worked at Davenport Motorsports for a few years and have assisted in building some great race cars. The claim of an Escalade with 800 hp doing wheelies is impossible, an Escalade weighs under 3 tons and not 4 and to lift the front wheels off a 6000 lb vehicle would require racing slicks a transmission brake and 1000 plus hp.
    A 800 hp escalade is not hard to do with a turbo injectors and programable ECU and would be impressive.
    At Davenport for $50,000.00 you could easily get 1200 hp suspension and all.
    The guys claim about torque is correct it wins drag races. Also drivers only make a difference if both cars are equal a good driver can not make a slow car go faster.
    Sorry to butt in but my speciality is race car frames.
    Now I'm curious

    Let's say for example I have the ford fusion 2.7 6 cylinder ecoboost engine and I wanted to add power without nullifying the warranty. What would I need to increase power (I'm not talking about only 5hp) ? What would the pricing be? Curious. Thanks

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    Hey 6Fingers

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    When did you own this SUV? Baer brakes rotors etc are lighter than stock since they are aluminum.
    Ok !And?The total weight of the vehicule was a little above 7,800 pounds ,Baer brakes being lighter doesn't change the weight



    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    Elite makes no rims for a 2002 escalade and the tires you mentioned before only came on sale in 2012.
    Since I bought the Elite Barb 23 inches myself,( I will give you a hint they where not purchased in Quebec) whatever you think you know ,you are way off !

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    I am replying since my last post was ignored after giving correct info. The bragging will continue and everyone will be in awe. Guess this is not a car site..
    I totally agree because you clearly don't know what you are talking here !
    Having escalade for me isn't second hand information ,contrary to many ,I had them



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    (I think we need an entire new section for gasolina heads, like outcalls, incalls, camshafts LOL)

    Anyways, back to the topic. Here is what hoes can do, just in case you are thinking the latest you fucked is a good candidate for life partner: http://www.ottawacitizen.com/florida...648/story.html ...

    (hope nobody is so stupid here)
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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBAZOOKA View Post
    Hey 6Fingers



    Ok !And?The total weight of the vehicule was a little above 7,800 pounds ,Baer brakes being lighter doesn't change the weight




    Since I bought the Elite Barb 23 inches myself,( I will give you a hint they where not purchased in Quebec) whatever you think you know ,you are way off !



    I totally agree because you clearly don't know what you are talking here !
    Having escalade for me isn't second hand information ,contrary to many ,I had them



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    I have been around racing cars for along time, I can see a joker from a mile away, on a racing site you would be laughed off the board.
    What you claim is impossible, lifting the front tires off the ground with a 7,800 lb SUV with only 800 hp and no slicks or transmission brake can not be done.
    Also, who would make a racing SUV and add a bush guard and a winch, complete stupidity. the SUV stock is 7,000 lbs and now they are 6,000 lbs. Your attempt to get the 4 tons you claimed were due to larger brakes plus bush bumper, winch and rims. Your statement. Brakes and rims are lighter, what racer would purchase something that weighs more? Who would make something for a racer what weighs more?
    Just a wild guess but you try and BS us with yahoo searches and do not have a clue about cars. Stick with talking about escorts and leave the cars to the real owners and builders.
    As I said, you would be laughed off a racing site with your false claims.
    I am off this site till next year so you can continue your BS with the members here, lucky they do not know much about cars, hookers yes, cars no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    I have been around racing cars for along time, I can see a joker from a mile away, on a racing site you would be laughed off the board.
    It wasn't built for racing ,it was primarly cosmetic in the beginning ,and then she wanted to ad more power ,which I did to please the lady


    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    What you claim is impossible, lifting the front tires off the ground with a 7,800 lb SUV with only 800 hp and no slicks or transmission brake can not be done..
    When you are talking of things I have seen with my own eyes ,what ever your story is ,it's just a laugh


    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    Also, who would make a racing SUV and add a bush guard and a winch, complete stupidity.
    I agree ,it was complete stupidity ,but it was done to please a super great looking and shaped 25 years old ,not for racing ,your analysis is so way off context .
    I was more interested in her frame then the truck's actually

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    the SUV stock is 7,000 lbs and now they are 6,000 lbs. Your attempt to get the 4 tons you claimed were due to larger brakes plus bush bumper, winch and rims.
    Your statement. Brakes and rims are lighter, what racer would purchase something that weighs more? Who would make something for a racer what weighs more?
    Pleasing a 25 years old model that doesn't know what she wants and constantly changes her mind isn't a simple task !
    So yeas it is ridiculous! but she had lots of fun with it ,regardless of what you say or think ,

    And the truck was weighed on a big truck scale with all the after market parts ,I didn't pretend the rims or brakes made it heavier ,but they where on, when it was weighed

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post

    Just a wild guess but you try and BS us with yahoo searches and do not have a clue about cars.
    My post wasn't about knowledge of cars ,but a specific truck that I had purcahsed and payed for after market parts to please a young lady ,nothing else ,I do not pretend knowing anything about cars that I did not owned ,I am not a car freak

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    Stick with talking about escorts and leave the cars to the real owners and builders.
    As I said, you would be laughed off a racing site with your false claims.
    I cannot even see where your knowledge is ?
    That is scary !

    Quote Originally Posted by 6Fingers View Post
    I am off this site till next year so you can continue your BS with the members here, lucky they do not know much about cars, hookers yes, cars no.
    You can do whatever you want !Clearly you know nothing about Escalades




    Keep up your "BS"




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    [QUOTE=BIGBAZOOKA;184784]6Fingers

    When you are talking of things I have seen with my own eyes ,what ever your story is ,it's just a laugh

    And the truck was weighed on a big truck scale with all the after market parts ,I didn't pretend the rims or brakes made it heavier ,but they where on, when it was weighed

    You can do whatever you want !Clearly you know nothing about Escalades

    Keep up your "BS"

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    I was not going to return but am having a few friends over for a beer and was talking about our trip to Montreal and mentioned your boasting, we all had a laugh and they wanted to actually see this post.
    My buddy here builds race cars, says you tell tall tales, physically impossible for an escalede to lift the front wheels off the ground unless you have over 1,200 HP and slicks, the SUV is too long and the weight if far too heavy. The new Dodge Demon weighs 3,500 lbs less and has 840 HP and is shorter, this car can only lift the wheels less than a foot for a short distance. You still going to claim you saw this? We just saw an alien sucking unicorn farts, guess this is also true.
    My guess is that the 25 yr old model is the same as the escalade, some sort of a dream you came up with,sorry for the ribbing but we had a few beers and find you really funny..
    Clearly you know nothing about cars, even females I am guessing.
    To the people who gave tips on escorts and strip clubs, thanks a bunch. To BB, keep the BS to a minimum, BS your friends but try to keep it real on boards.
    25 yr old model with a 7,800 lb escalade that pops wheelies after 50K in add-ons, bush bumper and winch included... Tough to make this up without laughing.

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